What 12 Pages of Math Homework Will Do

I just finished 12 pages of math homework. Here is a list of what will 12 pages of math homework will do to you.

1. Use (waste) 2.5 sticks of pencil lead.
2. Wipe you out of lined paper and force you to raid your roommates desk so you can finish.
3. Make you feel really dumb and really smart all at the same time.
4. Force you to sign-up for math tutoring on Tuesday night so you can get #42 and #49 correct.
5. Mess your clean desk up
6. Give you a hand cramp, actually multiple hand cramps.
7. Worsen your headache.
8. Drain the life from your ipod (or ipid as Jord pronounces it)
9. Give you zero steps on your pedometer- scratch that I had to get up for paper. It will give you 5 steps on your fitbit
10. Make your butt go numb
11. Reinforce how to use the Gaussian elimination method to solve linear systems with multiple equations and multiple unknown variables as long as the system is independent and consistent.
12. Wait. Who cares how to do number 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13. Suck the blogging desire right out of you.
14. Allow you to think of at least 50 other things you could be doing with your Saturday night.
15. Allow you to reply the PAINFUL loss you just watched the basketball team experience over and over. (seriously we were winning the whole time, then it was tied, then with .5 .5!!!!! seconds left they score and we lost.)
16. Make you hungry for ice cream and pringles and girl scout cookies really bad! (that might not be from the math...)

Here is what you have to look forward to people. I would also like the record to show this isn't due till Wed. Go me!

-ALC